Harrison

A guy who is COOL and has 3 WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS who are REAL. He also has a gajillion dollars.

Guy 1: did you hear? They found Owen's body behind a dumpster! All his bones were broken.
Guy 2: must have been Harrison...

by Jory3wsgf January 25, 2022

Harrison

A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.

Anyone: sup harrison
Harrison: *kicks you in the ankles* (he can't reach your shins)

by MinionLicker69 May 21, 2024

Harrison

A man who is like no other, a man who has a big one but it folds out, so you never know till the pants come off.

Last night Harrison got in my bed

by R Kelly’s son in-law January 19, 2021

Harrison Gautier

A sigma

Look at Harrison Gautier, he is a sigma!!!

by Thesigmaofohio2014 June 13, 2024

Harrison

Gay spastic cunt

Look at that kid being a Harrison. THAT FUCKING HARRISON RETARTDED CUNT.

by Creamycakesusker June 10, 2022

Harrison's Chasm

This refers to a large bald patch on the peak of a balding man's head. It is a tell tale sign of the onset of male pattern baldness, in a man who has probably not yet accepted his predicament. Harrison's Chasm can often be seen in men who try by various hairstyles, combovers and smothers to conceal their baldness. But when the drastic receding on the peak of the head simply cannot be hidden anymore, it is known as Harrison's Chasm

Mate, I think you have a case of Harrison's Chasm. You should book an appointment at the hair transplant clinic - tomorrow!

by Je suis baldie October 19, 2015

Harrison

Has a big Willy he can use it as a skipping rope

Harrison Lea

by Jfhdhehsgdhfj April 26, 2021