Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.

Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up

by Chubs09 September 27, 2018

Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.

Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.

by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020

Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis

Chrisis a real Mr.Buzzkillington.

by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018

CHRIS

HE IS SO FUCKING GAY AND LIKES BOYS AND LIKES THEIR BALLS ALL NIGHT

Sam: OMG CHRIS is so fucking GAY

by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird

Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest

Is that a chris?
You bet it is!

by Rosey King May 31, 2018