I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.

The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)

by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass

If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa

When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023

Queefing out of your ass

Saying something that is completely bullshit and has no basis for the claims.

Bro stop queefing out of your ass that makes no sense

by Iem apedo November 23, 2023

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023