one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 03, 2014

One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

auggie from wonder

the definition of deformed

if you survived a fire someone can legally call you auggie from wonder

by auggie is a superhero April 26, 2020

right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.

Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.

by jsdick100 October 24, 2022

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix September 07, 2015

one hit wonder

A one-night stand.

You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.

Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.

by Shortey July 02, 2007