One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia March 21, 2016

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

One Hit Wonder

Trapt

Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.

by JebbusChrist August 7, 2020

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

one hit wonder

A one-night stand.

You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.

Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.

by Shortey August 1, 2007