hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

Wednesday

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever

Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.

by Shok The IV May 9, 2021

Ass Wednesday

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.

The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.

by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

wet pussy wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday but instead pics of wet pussy is sent on Wednesday via text or other means

My girlfriend sent my titty pics on titty Tuesday an on wet pussy Wednesday sent me wet pussy pics .

by JoeDirt1986 March 1, 2023

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.

No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!

by Qorptocx December 12, 2018