When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
by MFTJ February 14, 2021

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though
Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga
by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018

by Slickzupko February 11, 2022

Erin Valentine is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humor.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
But be careful not to piss anyone with the name Erin or Valentine off, they may become deadly and possibly try to stab you.
But besides that, everyone loves to be around Erin or Valentine, but of course... not when they are angry.
Guy: Wow! You are just like that girl Erin Valentine!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
Girl: Wow! That's the nicest thing someone has said to me all day!
by Deathuponu June 22, 2016

by w33dbitch November 21, 2021

Your Average Mexican Man With Balls Of Steel . He Known For Great Looks. He Nice Guy And He Can Get Some Hot Bitches
by ThePopguy October 23, 2022
