Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick
by ajs95427 October 10, 2009

THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.
by BECA_ROCKS March 26, 2010

The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

by Poop -_- December 27, 2018

You are going to a thrift store (i.e. Goodwill). While looking around, you see an 8-track player! You run up to it, pick it up, hold it tight and say, "This is only the most ultimate supreme-nist thing ever!" So, sooo cool.
by spider04drwho March 18, 2008

by #Justice4Waluigi June 23, 2018
