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Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.

by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023

Tv show cheater

A friend or s/o that secretly watches a tv/Netflix show without you present.

"You're such a Tv show cheater, we were supposed to watch that together!"

by TheLightiningBoltz April 1, 2017

tómas vignir/TV

tómas vignir or TV is a ginger mothafocka

yo tómas hello
tómas vignir/TV: yo

by dusd August 19, 2022

Welfare special TV

An old heavy big screen tv. Not a flat screen. So heavy a robber could not carry it out of your house.

Welfare special TV old 32 inch Sony from 1999

by nygadfly September 10, 2012

Ender Bean TV

A cancerous YouTuber with 1,74k subscribers who's notorious for making cringe train animations and simping for Little Soul 123. His content actually sucks in general

Dave: What have you watched on YouTube?
John: I was watching Ender Bean TV. I’m a huge fan of him
Dave: what a fucktard

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er October 20, 2021

tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006