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a term coined by Baproll on October 3 2023 and applied specifically to the new and improved stock market index, the S&P6900.

To stop trading and believe in something means quite simply to halt trading of all crypto assets and simply hold and believe in $SPX.

doing so ushers you into a movement of tens of thousands who all share the same bullish, schizophrenic-type of belief that the S&P6900 (SPX6900) will not only “flip” the traditional stock market of it’s current value of 45.87 trillion dollars, but that it will far surpass it to attain a minimum market cap of 69 trillion.

in other words, each teeny tiny cryptographic coin that contains the entire stock market (plus an additional 6400 S&Ps) will be worth $69,000.

remember - it’s all a joke until it isn’t, so stop trading and believe in something.
examples:

Guy 1: man wtf! I put $10k into fartcoinAIshibainu and lost all my money.

Guy 2: damn homie. that $10k would be worth $100k if you had chosen to stop trading & believe in something.
by WZRD.F November 25, 2024
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The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes are a large network of trails suited for walking and biking and even horseback riding and canoeing on some parts. They connect Ethnic Qarsherskiyan communities on the Virginia Peninsula to the outside world, historically speaking, and have been around for hundreds of years, possibly dating back to the early 1600s. The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes mostly run through forests, marshes, and Bald Cypress swamps, connecting the cities of Newport News, Yorktown, and Williamsburg without touching any major roadways or neighborhoods. There is even a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard called the AL-Qarsherskiyy Tunnel which allows people to walk across Denbigh without getting ran over. The trails and paths extend to Lake Erie and even down to Cape Hatteras in the North Carolina Outerbanks, meandering through Appalachia. The FBI and other organizations have trouble monitoring the trails and keeping track of the underground movement of spices, herbs, and other products from the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community, which they trade with the outside world using a battering system or using the US dollar. Its been suspecting that drugs have been smuggled along these routes, mainly Afghan Opium and Marijuana varieties and a plant from Yemen called Qhat, but such claims are unfounded and aren't substantiated.
The Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Trade Routes manage to sneak right passed the Huntington Pointe Neighborhood in Newport News, Virginia and they even have a tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard.
by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024
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You tryna trade?

Used over text, when someone asks if you want to trade nudes.
"yo, you tryna trade?"

"no, i have a boyfriend."
by anonymous December 29, 2024
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Traded

When you don’t get an abbreviation or something that’s common sense or if your bet didn’t hit, it’s basically if someone makes you feel dumb you just say I’m traded.
“My bet didn’t hit fuck I’m traded”

“Yo did you watch the nd game?”
What’s nd”
Notre dame

“I’m traded”
by Balls16 January 9, 2025
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straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight
person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025
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Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none
“Im a bit of a horse of all trades

“Huh?”
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girl trade

it’s like trade, but just a girl who is really pretty, crazy, sexy & hot. a girl trade doesnt have to be lesbian or butch but its a bonus
“omg look i see girl trade over there

“you’re literally girl trade”

“i wish i had girl trade with me
by realgirltrade August 3, 2025
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