Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.

no, i heard he has a corn ranch.

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023