Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.

Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

Mustard

When something is good, but not great. Mild or ok.

"How was your shift?"
"Pretty mustard.

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Mustard Girl

Woman who like to yell “MUSTARDDDDDD” from Tv Off - by Kendrick Lamar

Ugh, those two dumb bitches Triniti and Serina are such Mus-tard girls 🙄

You really need to turn things around if you’re a mustard girl…

by Lil Pants shitter January 9, 2025

grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023