P Test

The P Test is the test used by primarily Gen Z and Millennials. This is used when clearing the history on your browser and looking to see if Adult Rated Content comes up then reminding you that you are lonely and anxious.

Bro I shared my screen on zoom and forgot to do the P Test first. I think I might loose my job...

by BigBoyKeeg February 15, 2022

Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.

Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.

I enjoy leak testing my girlfriend

by Silentshooter_31 August 8, 2022

piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 9, 2015

acid test

a very thourough test(acid is used in the chemical test to determine if gold is real or not)

I gave my new car an acid test to determine if it was worth buying.

by Light Joker April 2, 2005

Test day

A test that happens on a Tuesday Wednesday or Friday and no one likes it except brainiac kids and autistic kids

God fucking danmit another test day that the third time this week

by Alex5455 February 6, 2018

horse test

when you rub a womans clitoris for a little bit, you then stick your fingers under her nose. if she rears back with a loud horse winny, you should'nt have sex with her.

i was rubbing that hookers clit, i stuck my fingers under her nose, just as i thought, she started bucking and let out a tremendous winny. horse test

by ijudis February 18, 2009