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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
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twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
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waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out
Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011
by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017
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Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.
Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."
by lullabysummers March 8, 2009
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twat pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"
by grunter1989 December 11, 2011
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush
Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
by pan man November 13, 2013
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