Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

by Dr. Steph July 08, 2021

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 06, 2004

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.

get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge

by yanwoo July 06, 2004

Nothing better than a hot tub after a long day

When you had a long day of doing stuff with the boys and you end the day off with a hot tub

Person 1: Yo man it’s been a long day
Person 2: nothing better than a hot tub after a long day
Person 1: you can say that again

by Sams room May 26, 2020

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 11, 2020

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 06, 2023