the method of addressing (with one's tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the vagina. The tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.
When I pulled this chick's panties down she had a HUGE bush! "what did you do?"
Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...
Well, normally, I wouldn't have TONGUE-CHETE'd that shit, but I just fucked her instead...
by Korn-Hole-ius March 12, 2011

A person, who has an abnormally large tongue, and can not say anything clearly to save their damn lives. Often spits, or slobbers, and may even choke on their own tongue.
Dude! Did you see Mr. Big Tongue over there??
Oh yeah! He talked to me, and then fell down!
So thats why your wet?
Yess!!
Why did he fall down?
He started choking on his tongue.
Oh yeah! He talked to me, and then fell down!
So thats why your wet?
Yess!!
Why did he fall down?
He started choking on his tongue.
by Spinner007 December 25, 2010

(mostly for girls) when your partner rolls the sides of their tongue up into a U form and put it in your vagina
by jujubeeee May 1, 2016

by Da Poodle January 7, 2005

by ColdCase March 21, 2011

The act of performing extremely pleasurable cunnalingus for no more or no less than 15 minutes. Often leads to black outs and speaking in a unknown language
by Theirontongue January 2, 2019

Much like pussy whipped, where the man does whatever the girl asks just because he's gettin some, only this version hes only gettin kisses.
Much like Zach.
Much like Zach.
<zach> aww man shes so hott! i do anything for her. damn, shes got me pussy whipped.
<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.
Zach pwn't
<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.
Zach pwn't
by K!ds !n EmEr!cA! October 16, 2008
