hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.

MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*

by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020

smooth bore

An adult without any teeth. Usually great at providing head.

Buster's new boyfriend is a smooth bore. Not a tooth in his head. He gives the best gummies.

by sncf69 May 4, 2022

Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.

Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020

coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.

Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.

by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018