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Max

Max is a massive twat
by DarkAndDeath182 September 1, 2019
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Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.
Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up
by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020
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Max

Max is the hottest Man you will ever meet. Funny as fuck, the best person ever
by Taberisgay42 October 18, 2019
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Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.
“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”
by littlepp22 January 26, 2019
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Max

noun
Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
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Max

A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.
Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him
by CheeseLover57 March 12, 2019
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