The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
Get the Chocolate starfishmug. by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018
Get the Khaki Starfishmug. by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
Get the Fist to Starfishmug. When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 14, 2019
Get the Deviated Starfishmug. When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
Get the Jefferson Starfishmug. A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.
Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024
Get the Reece’s pieces starfishmug. After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
Very common to leave immediately after.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
Get the Brown starfishmug.