One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Italian Starfish

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)

James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"

by The_GAA_MAN December 8, 2024

Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.

My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.

by Robert longwood June 13, 2025

Starfish

Someone who's a little slow, whether physically, mentally, or spiritually.

"I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"

by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.

That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!

by skunkstunk February 13, 2025

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025