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Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!
A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!
by Yalton December 11, 2011
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taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.
I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.
by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015
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Man, look at the butt shutters on that female. God damn!
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pinch and scuttle

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave
1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.
by nefirum June 12, 2010
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Smutty

It’s for the gang smutty gang from Madison Wisconsin founded by the uncle dope smoke
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scuttler

scuttler; When a bloke uses public toilets he is faced with a choice, cubicle or urinals. If he chooses to go into a cubicle when there is CLEARLY space at the urinals, then this bloke is a 'scuttler' and must be pulled up about it
Oi! You! Scuttler! Whats your problem? Got a small cock?!
by afrosoul September 22, 2007
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Scuttlebutt

A secret meeting place to swap secret information; a term used in the military.

Also a strip club in Slidell, Louisiana.
Went to Scuttlebutt's last night, and Lydia gave one hell of a lap dance!
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