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smurf muff

Alexis has a total smurf muff
by Cool chikca May 17, 2018
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Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man
"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"
by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020
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smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual
by smurf cream man September 5, 2020
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smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.
Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.
by deadviserion December 2, 2017
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smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
by 3Fitz January 19, 2017
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Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue
"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"
by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021
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discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022
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