sammy

sew amazing, shes gorgeous and has a really nice rack. usually are very smart, and have nice long legs. sammy's are usually very tan, and has long brown hair (usually straight) and boys LOVE her, especially grade 10s. she's always happy, but has the best chirps everr. she's sew sew hilarious, she sumtimes acts retarded, but its all good becuz she's so funny. i LAWL at every one of her jokes. she can game, and is better then most guys, but you shouldnt b jealos. not everyone may like sammy, but it is only becuz there jealos of her fiine looks and her sexy body. she's amazing in bed, and can do all the sex moves veerry well. one will walk away from a sexual encounter with sammy and be more satisfied than he has ever been with any other woman. dont ever pass up the oppurtunity to be with a sammy, even though she may want to take it slow. shes the best youll ever have, in bed and out.

"dude, that girl was SEW hot!"
"yeah, she was obviously a sammy!"
"yeah, my friend told me that he boned a sammy last night and that it rocked his socks off."
"did you actully just say that?"
"....sammy would have laughed..."

by yellowbird760 November 26, 2011

Simmer

To desperately need a cigarette

Mike and Geast have been simmerin all day! Someone should give them a cigarette !!

by Simmerrrrrr September 29, 2011

pussy shimmy

In a strip club where the girl grinds on you facing you, takes her hand and grabs your shizzle and mashes it against her pussy. like she is wax on wax off, fucken karate kid style.

Brazil does the pussy shimmy at the vu.

by cerahas September 6, 2005

Sammy

Someone who is a terrible rapper. He is also very short, obnoxious, and thinks he is most amazing person in history. Basically a doushbag.

That kid is a Sammy.

by dunckel middle school February 23, 2013

Shimmy

to achieve such an orgasmic sensation, that ones pussy quivers

Did you see that guy? He made me shimmy.

by mark099 January 11, 2008

sammy

a special towel divers use so they don't start shivering after being in the water for a short amount of time. Usually made by speedo, or sammy.

Theo! Stop using my sammy!

by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009

Slippery Sammy

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell

lets slippery sammy

by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016