Shrub

A tiny plant that is often occupied by rats (an example of parasitism)

Help, why is that shrub scurrying around?!

by Candi24 June 28, 2024

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Serufu Yua

Serufu Yua is one of the main characters from the anime "Do It Yourself!!", she is a clumsy girl with a friend with the nickname "Purin", the didn't go to the same school during High-school thanks to them being accepted into different schools

Person 1: "I fucking love Serufu Yua from 'Do It Yourself!!'"

by Archimedes4047 January 30, 2025

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

Shrubbler

Farting into a detachable showerhead as a means of hiding the sound and smell. An ineffective ruse.

Man 1: "I tried the ol' shrubbler trick last night in the shower because my new girlfriend was in the next room over, but the whole room smelled Tupperware full of hamburger being opened for the first time in weeks, and the sound was horrendous! Interestingly enough, she has a thing for eproctophilia now."

Man 2: "That's insane, dude! I've been trying to get my girlfriend into it for forever. Maybe I should give myself a shrubbler next time she comes over."

by B4d KARMA January 19, 2026