noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.
by Pentacookie November 20, 2007
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"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.
"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 2, 2010
Get the humping the shark mug.Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.
Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009
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A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
eg) "Dude, you better get your boyfriend... He's high on PCP, running around outside in the street, and rockin' a shark snout."
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