shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.

"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"

by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 04, 2022

Royal Shag

Royal Shag is a really, really good shag session. Like better your average Tuesday night common shag. Also, a shag with an actual royal.

Well, not everyone gets a royal shag....sometimes it's just a common shag

by HiggsOfBoson July 25, 2023

Shag

The most beautiful thing ever.

Person alive: wow that so beautiful

Another person: yes it looks so shag

by Dylan is so hot January 09, 2022

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023