Chicken Scratch

Messy hand writing

I was so tired my essay started to look like chicken scratch

by bootyjuicebandit May 26, 2019

Scratch and sniff

When someone scratches their privates and then sniff their fingers.

Bruh did you just scratch and sniff?

by Baller976 May 21, 2023

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018

Scratch

Go and scratch that tin again

Go and scratch that tin again

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024