Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Salmon Thighs

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!
by MeshaSakuraLee March 07, 2022
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Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"
by Salmonator July 31, 2013
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salmon sniffer

Guys who like to smell dirty, bacteria infested vagina.
Guy: I love the smell of dirty pussy!! Smells like fresh caught salmon in a fish market!

Other guy: Dude you’re such a salmon sniffer!!
by Mimiko January 02, 2018
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube February 21, 2016
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Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.
"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2
by Jess3e January 17, 2025
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