Periscope

When the end of an exceptionally long turd sticks straight up out of the water.

Similar to a "breach" (where the turd will arch up out of the water) but fully vertical.

Both of which, really really stink.

Dude, I just totally dropped a periscope in there.

by h.karl February 20, 2010

Period pooh

A annoying bitch made that shit up

*freind post's a picture of they ugly ass"

"Period pooh😍"

by Itsmeehoe June 3, 2019

Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

Periodic Table

An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.

The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

PERIODT POOH

periodt pooh-some crusty rara head ass chicks made this shit it up

“Boys ain’t shit, PERIODT POOH”

by RARA PUTAS August 15, 2019

period fart

n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.

v. To expel a period fart (see above).

A couple is having a romantic dinner.

Man: "Are you on your period?"

Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"

Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*

by Swushi November 3, 2009

Don Perignon

Can be spelled Dom Perignon. It was named after a Benedictine monk known as the "Father of Champagne". This bubbly wine (rather champagne) is produced by Moet et Chandon. This champagne is a vintage champagne indicating that all its grapes were harvested in its year of production. It's most famous drink is the Ian Fleming character James Bond. It was also made famous in pop culture by 50 cent, who mentioned mixing it with Henessey.

James Bond: "Don Perignon, '53 please"

by Sean Pi November 27, 2006