by sir saint July 6, 2017
Get the high in lovemug. 1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking
*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking
*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.
"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."
by Boomstyx March 4, 2003
Get the High Floatermug. When a person smokes enough marijuana to feel its effects, but not enough to alter competence at regular daily tasks or create a lasting low after the effects have worn off.
Becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.
Becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.
Person 1: I just got some killer bud from a friend of mine. Wanna smoke?
Person 2: Ok, but I have work in an hour. I guess I'll go in functionally high.
Person 2: Ok, but I have work in an hour. I guess I'll go in functionally high.
by DJAlexxander September 8, 2011
Get the Functionally Highmug. by Pokémaniac7 September 26, 2019
Get the Tired Highmug. The feeling that you're still flying after you ride a coaster, or even after leaving the amusement park.
Similar to a rollergasm.
Similar to a rollergasm.
Person A: Dude, I just rode the Intimidator. I swear, I'm on a coaster high.
Person B: I know, man, I got that even after leaving the park.
Person B: I know, man, I got that even after leaving the park.
by tragicky June 1, 2011
Get the coaster highmug. 
A movie that serves the purpose of making you feel high. Examples... The Matrix, King Arthur, Braveheart.
Man, I was feeling like shit the other day. I quickly went to my high movie collection and decided to watch "The Matrix". After the movie, I felt high, like I could kick some ass or something.
by silentthread August 5, 2008
Get the High Moviemug.