office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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Office Hoe

A person who sleeps around his or her office in order to gain money or status. The exact opposite of a CEO.
When I first saw Brian Hall I knew he was an office hoe.
by thebigbadwolf January 17, 2013
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Office Space It

taking any electronic device that stopped working and beating the crap out of it.
we are so going to office space the shit out of that laptop. WERE GOING TO OFFICE SPACE IT!
by Attcus July 06, 2012
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[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.
Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?
by Brian Luick October 20, 2008
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office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.
I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.
by Trapezeus August 10, 2017
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Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
by akhamlett January 17, 2012
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Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.
The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 12, 2011
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