Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
Get the office repulsionmug. dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!
boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!
boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!
by anotherdood? August 19, 2009
Get the officing aroundmug. she makes her secretary job seem more important than what it is by calling herself an office administrator
by thetruthhurtslol March 23, 2010
Get the office administratormug. A person who sleeps around his or her office in order to gain money or status. The exact opposite of a CEO.
by thebigbadwolf January 17, 2013
Get the Office Hoemug. 'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.
Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."
Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023
Get the Office Hotmug. The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.
by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009
Get the Office Safarimug. by akhamlett January 28, 2012
Get the Office Productivitymug.