Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.

Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!

by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009

Office Hoe

A person who sleeps around his or her office in order to gain money or status. The exact opposite of a CEO.

When I first saw Brian Hall I knew he was an office hoe.

by thebigbadwolf January 17, 2013

office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.

I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.

by Trapezeus August 10, 2017

Office Space It

taking any electronic device that stopped working and beating the crap out of it.

we are so going to office space the shit out of that laptop. WERE GOING TO OFFICE SPACE IT!

by Attcus July 7, 2012

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009

Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.

Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!

by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022

office administrator

secretary

she makes her secretary job seem more important than what it is by calling herself an office administrator

by thetruthhurtslol March 23, 2010