Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 23, 2024

crust

A specific variation of freshman boy, most commonly falling in the "Debate Trash" category. This kind of freshman boy commonly enjoys giving out insults which are most likely a legitament problem of their own. Often uses excessive profanity to prove their point. This type of person is also very hypocritical in the sense that they would for example: call someone a fag and tell them that they are homophobic.

nah bruh, I don't hang out with him, he too crusty

help me, there is crust surrounding me

by døgg May 20, 2016

bone crust

Dried up cum after ejaculation around the penis

Damnit Amber, get the towel! I got bone crust!

by Rebmaeyak April 22, 2018

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

Let it crust

Build up of cheddar in your bottom region

After masturbating I just let it crust

by CrustKing March 24, 2024

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023