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Nintendo Niggers

Man, fuck those Nintendo niggers. They don't know anything about... what don't the Japanese know about?
by "Will" March 2, 2010
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Nintendo Power

A biased magazine which has been known to give bad wii games high reviews and give awesome ds games bad reviews. They even gave one of their own awesome games a bad review once.
Ign gave Game A a score of 3.9/10 while Nintendo power gave it a 8/10.
by Mr. Gamer April 15, 2009
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nintendocore

A musical movement inspired by the hipnotic sounds of nintendo.
Wow, this Postal Service CD is great, it is so nintendocore I think I am going to skeet on my pants.
by Mike Petersen March 1, 2004
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Nintendafuck

A fan of Nintendo and all its licensed products. This person also take their consumer loyalty so seriously that they denounce all other video game products as shit, regardless of fact or relevancy.
George - "Dude, why would you buy a gaybox, all it's games suck. I mean come on, Zelda is a thousand times better than Halo."

Dan - "...You are such a Nintendafuck."
by Milova May 11, 2006
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Nintendo

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
by HarvesterOfSorrow September 13, 2008
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Nintendo

A company which, while having fallen on hard times recently resorting to churning out Pokemon and other childish games to survive, must be respected for dragging the video game industry out of a freefall in the mid-80s.
Nintendo kind of sucks now, but thank God they were there in 1985.
by Mr_MoJo_Risin777 May 5, 2003
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nintenjoegamer

1 did you see the new nintenjoegamer?
2 no
by MaxG45 March 22, 2017
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