Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

Natcha

Its natcha balls and its notcha bunghole

by Penis cakebreadmuffin August 16, 2003

nacho

a crusty pussy

that girl got a nacho

by tdr2253 January 23, 2004

nacha

The space between your balls and your ass.

Thats nacha balls and its nacha ass.

by tukananny May 1, 2003

Nachiket

foot massages, warm foot massages,

I would like a Nachiket, right about now after a long walk.

I love getting a Nachiket, after walking in my new shoes.

I love Nachikets.

by TTTTTOOoooonnnniiiiii January 20, 2011

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010