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match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross
1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties
by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010
mugGet the match nastiesmug.

McArch Nasty

The act of fingering a girl on all fours with both hands, one from the front and one from the back to have your arms form a letter "M".

Invented in Cohoes, NY Winter 2001.
Someone put up a awesome shot of Sally getting a McArch Nasty in the Starbucks bathroom online. She's a whore.
by Jiggamanflossin November 21, 2010
mugGet the McArch Nastymug.

Chunk-Nasty

The act of pointing your index finger at a specific point. The person who receives it on the other end tends to look down and as he looks at what you are pointing at you shall slowly lift up your middle finger as they are lifting their head up.
Ohh damn you just got hit with a Chunk-Nasty
by Chunk Nasty GOD July 8, 2021
mugGet the Chunk-Nastymug.

Nasty Hoe

You’re just a nasty hoe (basically just you’re disgusting)....but don’t take it personal tho
by Estefanasty🧍‍♀️ May 19, 2021
mugGet the Nasty Hoemug.

Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.
"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"
by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018
mugGet the Nasty Tesco'smug.

Sick Nasty

The highest form of awesome. Used to describe anything badass or good. However sick nasty should not be used to describe food as it can create confusion to others
Damn bro that was sick nasty
Friend 1: I scored a 90 on that test bro

Friend 2: for real man damn sick Nasty
by Dont_panic_im_hispanic September 10, 2019
mugGet the Sick Nastymug.

Drunk and nasty

To be horny with another person and get it on while under the influence of alcohol. To have sex… etc
by Hahah1235482@ May 22, 2022
mugGet the Drunk and nastymug.

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