P Test

The P Test is the test used by primarily Gen Z and Millennials. This is used when clearing the history on your browser and looking to see if Adult Rated Content comes up then reminding you that you are lonely and anxious.

Bro I shared my screen on zoom and forgot to do the P Test first. I think I might loose my job...

by BigBoyKeeg February 15, 2022

The Homie test

You have to fuck your homies with socks on and kiss them goodnight platonically to prove you ain't gay. It can also be done to prove if you're straight or not, gender of the participants is irrelevant, although usually male.

Hey bro, you gay or sumn?
Idk, let's do The Homie Test.

by The dripster April 2, 2022

piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 9, 2015

Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.

I enjoy leak testing my girlfriend

by Silentshooter_31 August 8, 2022

acid test

a very thourough test(acid is used in the chemical test to determine if gold is real or not)

I gave my new car an acid test to determine if it was worth buying.

by Light Joker April 2, 2005

apple test

N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!

"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."

by lampshady August 12, 2006

Test day

A test that happens on a Tuesday Wednesday or Friday and no one likes it except brainiac kids and autistic kids

God fucking danmit another test day that the third time this week

by Alex5455 February 6, 2018