help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard

*funny video*
HELP ME

by putthatishongod October 22, 2025

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.

Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?

by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023

help

to benfit someone

we should help everybody

by 123name November 12, 2023

/help

how noobs ask for help

person 1: /help

/?

/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here

by isdylanok November 10, 2022

Wait help

When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.

Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it

by Musicman182 November 15, 2021

Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023