Secret code for sexy time
by D-Monkey April 10, 2018
A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.
Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!
by Inflateus August 29, 2019
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove August 16, 2015
An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.
I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.
by SpartnMarine June 28, 2014
by Ellisot December 11, 2020
Definition 1: A lonely phrase which explains the physical & emotional states of single people during Quarantine.
Definition 2: The physical & emotional states of the entire world during Quarantine.
Definition 2: The physical & emotional states of the entire world during Quarantine.
Definition 1:
Coupled/throupled/+ person: During Quarantine, my partner drove me to the brink of insanity. Being single had to be better, right?
Single person: Nah, it was: all Netflix; no chill.
Defintion 2:
Me: Sheesh, with everyone going nuts, & with everyone locked inside, Quarantine was: all Netflix; no chill.
Also me: Why are you talking to yourself?
Coupled/throupled/+ person: During Quarantine, my partner drove me to the brink of insanity. Being single had to be better, right?
Single person: Nah, it was: all Netflix; no chill.
Defintion 2:
Me: Sheesh, with everyone going nuts, & with everyone locked inside, Quarantine was: all Netflix; no chill.
Also me: Why are you talking to yourself?
by NFTawes June 24, 2022
Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.
Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.
Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.
Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 06, 2019