Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
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Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.
by Silverlock March 31, 2009
LMOA for short. means that your laughing on your off branded ass or your laughing on your crooked ass
by mishb June 20, 2021
Psycho Dad: Knock it off, just get the fuck out, get out, GET OUT!
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
Uncle Chris: Fuck you, kiss my fucking ass.
by ItsDiesL September 15, 2016
by Man ass RRT November 24, 2015
When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave June 23, 2007
by I want to die drowned by semen December 03, 2017
by Miatchimus February 02, 2017