Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 31, 2022
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
Get the dirtstar montana mug.
While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.
by Savagelane October 28, 2018
A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
by WideUterusGeorge November 5, 2021
The rap god, Walter Anthony "Tony" Bradford, better known by his stage name Montana of 300, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter from Chicago, Illinois. His debut studio album, Fire in the Church, was released on May 20, 2016. He continues to surpass every artist with his remixes and own work to this day. Nobody can compare to Montana, he is the boy that never sold his soul.
by jake1234567 June 14, 2022