Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
Get the Montana Paintmug. by car air conditioning June 9, 2024
Get the Montana walnutmug. A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024
Get the montana traffic jammug. Montanna brooke is an amazing person who loves to have fun and chill with people, gets random sunburns and stays beautiful, quick to think, kind, lovable, pritty. Nice to strangers and loves to hang out. Eats cookies and cream. Good friend, looking for good long term friends. Totally awesome girl
by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016
Get the Montana Brookemug. by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025
Get the Montana Mustangmug. dude 1: yo dude have u ever played Montana horrors rp
dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!
dude 2: yeah man! jake/hot/cool/demon/angel/god/powerful plays that game!
by Randomdude1223 July 17, 2023
Get the Montana Horrors RPmug. Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
Get the Montana haircutmug.