foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

top on the morning to ya ladies

Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.

Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye

Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!

by Cotonee Blogger January 24, 2017

morning face

The way a girl looks without makeup.

That's an ass nasty morning face that trick ass hoe be sportin, yo.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

by Jabrawni August 4, 2010

morning-skinny

That magical time after a morning dump and before you eat anything.

Make sure you put a full length mirror near your bathroom so you can take full advantage of your morning-skinny

by le Dilley April 6, 2011

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008