1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.
Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.
by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020
by Tastixx January 3, 2023
A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.
Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”
Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’
Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’
by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021
"The Griezman Method": A revolutionary technique that involves the delicate application of an ice cube to one's lower sphincter (anus), with the aim of inducing a temporary state of sensory numbness.
This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.
Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.
It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
This groundbreaking approach aims to temporarily numb the senses, providing a unique sensation that can only be described as an Arctic tingle for your backside.
Often performed in moments of personal introspection or sheer curiosity, practitioners of the Grisman Method gracefully glide an ice cube along the contours of their posterior, resulting in a symphony of shivers and a chilling experience that can make even the iciest landscapes feel cozy by comparison.
It is worth noting that the Griezman Method requires a certain finesse, as excessive rubbing may lead to unexpected consequences, such as an inadvertent case of polar posterior or temporary frigid fanny syndrome.
In an attempt to mimic Arctic explorers, Emily suggested they partake in the Griezman Method during their camping trip. Unfortunately, their frozen minges put a chill on the entire adventure."
Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
Before engaging in anal play, Samantha would always employ the Griezman Method, gently rubbing an ice cube on the area to create a numbing sensation for enhanced comfort.
by mr iceman May 25, 2023
“ i used the Hyde method on my homework We had to respond to a quote on how money solves your problems so i replied that ‘Mo money, mo problems’”
by Killerdolfin April 27, 2022
I used the broken record method on her
by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017