Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

The Sigis Method

Spelling the word "Sigis" during cunnilingus. Then spell it backwards, "sigiS", and repeat until climax.

I was going to town on her dude, the Sigis Method made her come quick!

by ChrisEubank August 1, 2025

Ice Method

Using an ice cube when eating your girl out; making it wetter, fun, and she won’t be leaving you after it.

Dude I used the ice method and she can’t leave me alone.

by Carpet_Muncher3000 February 24, 2025

The Linux Method

Defines people who constantly tell others about something they're doing, often without being solicited. Named after Linux users who can't stay one minute without telling everybody that it's better than windows.

Matt: Why is Alex asking everybody to learn German with him?
Dylan: Well, that's the Linux Method

by arvid1328 April 4, 2025

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

griffin method

a subgenre of tiktok videos consisting of people ranting about their lives with an element called the griffin method

The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them

gurt: bro my videos get no views bro
me: js use the griffin method
gurt: yo

by werykul April 26, 2025