Mentally Gay

Some one who has massivly gay thoughts.

Every one who doesnt take me cerial, call me mentally gay because all day long i daydream about Dicks, cocks, and ankle spankers. As well as Testicles PS: IM A GUY

by "THE CHAD" January 7, 2009

mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 16, 2007

Mental illness

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it

Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness

by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020

mentally deranged

Insane or retarded

Jenny's so mentally deranged, she wore a bathing suit when she went skiing last weekend.

by Brooke Hernandaz September 24, 2017

Hijabi Mentality

A muslim bitch who thinks she's special.

A: See that hijabi girl over there who thinks her shit don't stink, I saw her at the club last night trying to pick-up a lot of guys, she wasn't wearing that rag or acting like that then!

B: Typical hijabi mentality!

by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016

Mental Cleansing

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

by Windy-splunts January 15, 2011

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021