Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

by Jyshua August 23, 2017

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017

Matt demon

The demon that haunts your house and its name is matt damon.

Oh no, its a Matt demon

by s10thz October 30, 2017

Matt Wilson

A legend some call him Matty Wap a lyrical genius with such lyrics as the Birtday Song .

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Tresea
Happy Birthday to you

Also known as the great Ham thrower this side of the Mississippi

Notable #
#WWMWD

That Matt Wilson is a lyrical genuis .... Daaaang

by WWMWD June 9, 2018

marty bachman

Owner of a "hebrewtal" company.

"Hey man, that Marty bachman is a jew."

"Yea, he really is hebrewtal!"

by Majesticpenis March 14, 2019

Matlyn

The best friend someone can have

Im am so lucky that Matlyn is my best friend, she is the nicest person, and shes always there for me.

by em$$$$$$ October 1, 2019

Matt Hay angry

Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)

You better not get on his nerves he’ll get Matt Hay angry

by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019