super mario

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

Mario

Self absorbed, self centered, one-upping douche. See also Jackass

Mario is such a fucking ass.

by Pvt. Oreo October 30, 2007

Mario

A very unusual guy with a huge nose and gets no girls because he is very ugly

I saw a Mario at school he hit me with his nose

by Zaza1765 May 5, 2016

Mario Karted

A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well

Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!

by Mario kart scientist January 24, 2019

Mario's Discord

a location so grotesque even the pokemon Muk wouldn't go there.

Patrick : You wanna join Mario's Discord with me?

Carl: You just gave me second degree cancer

by TheCookoutDC October 8, 2019

Mario

Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka.

"It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS

by lickitty split February 17, 2008

mario

a italian plumber that kills turtles and gets high on mushrooms making him think he can grow 10 feet tall or turn into other stupid things as ghost that was developed by a japanese guy in the 80's

me and my friend went mario after eating bout 100 mushrroms

by 2bluepokemon December 9, 2008