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mac dons

Sally: Hey, what are you doin, you wanna go to my house and chill??
Bill: Nah, lets go to Mac Dons, I'm starvin.
by b-razzle June 11, 2006
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Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.
Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia
by Buck Futter September 24, 2006
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Mac & Cheese

Having comfort sex with an ex or friend.
Ex's Neighbor: Hi Matt, I see you where at Emily's last night?

Matt: Yes, I needed some Mac & Cheese.
by Gatherer71 January 10, 2012
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Mac Nerd

A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.
Mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.
by willy macintosh January 11, 2009
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mac virus

A virus that affects all mac users and turns them into pussies
Jim just got the mac virus... now he's a fag
by Bobbbbbbbbbbb January 8, 2008
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mac and cheese afro

by D G. May 14, 2005
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Mac OS X

An operating system that, while elegant, easy to use, and powerful, is worshipped by idiots who probably who once owned PC's and don't care at all about online safety. People who switched to Macs and say that PC's freeze "all the time" probably have a shitload of viruses, spyware, adware, and other crap infecting their PC's.

Mac worshippers who think that Mac OS X is "safer" than Windows need to get their shit straight - people who create spyware and viruses naturally want to infect as many people as possible... and what computer do most people use? PC's!!! They don't want to waste their time making viruses for computers that not many people use - they focus on the majority! Therefore, Macs themselves are not safer, it's the people creating the spyware saving your computers' lives. You Mac users should consider yourselves lucky rather than superior.
Ignorant Mac User: Hey, Mac OS X is way better and safer than Windows XP!

PC user: That's because the people who write spyware didn't even consider making any for your operating system, dumbass.
by no7orious November 3, 2005
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