Kitty Litter

You are trash at a game...

You are kitty litter at call of duty

by GGG2 May 5, 2021

Couch litter

Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.

Don’t through that couch litter at me!

I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.

by Americon187 July 24, 2021

Marie-Lotte

Marie-Lotte's are women who prefer beer over wine, always and everywhere. Going out is their hobby! With the combination of two names, they have a double personality and you don't want to miss it :)

Heyy!! You are only drinking beer!!

Yeahh, I'm definitely a Marie-Lotte!

by Céline van Deren November 22, 2021

Menstrual Litterbox

dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.

"I need to go spray down the menstrual litterbox before the wife goes on her period again!"

by caspergdk February 5, 2022

Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.

Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.

by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022

lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.

How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.

by tree9368 May 9, 2022

The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 6, 2022