glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.

You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker

by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007

butt licker

Backhanded term of endearment for a cat, based on the fact that they spend a lot of time washing and are often seen with one leg in the air, licking their butts.

Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.

When calling your cats for feeding time: "Come and get it, you little butt lickers!"

by advs December 14, 2008

Lanker

One who lacks grace, most commonly accompanied by long, thin limbs. See (lanky)

what a lanker

yeah, he's lanky.

by Syral November 12, 2004

birdcage liner

A newspaper you don't like. See puppy trainer.

The New York Times used to be the Newspaper of Record. Now it's a birdcage liner.

by octopod April 20, 2006

snapper licker

*A small lap dog usually owned by a woman. You know the type of dog that couldn't possibly be useful for anything else.
*A dog presumed to be skilled in the art of cunnilingus, but the term is really just used in jest.

(This term was coined by my great grandfather)

Did you see Maria's friend got herself one of those little snapper licker dogs? Her new full time job will be cleaning up tootsie rolls left all over the house.

by Autohaulic January 19, 2008

Dish Lickers

Dish lickers - greyhounds racing dogs usually found running around dog tracks.

I won a hungie on the dish lickers at the pub last night

by bet on the dish lickers January 14, 2009

cunt licker

A cunt licker is someone who makes you so angry you want to negatively shove them up a cunt.

"Dude thats the third time you've taken my cigarettes give them back you fucking cunt licker!!"

by slimjim123 May 25, 2014