Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
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Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.
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by LovelyVegetarian October 21, 2010
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"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"
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by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007
Get the lightning crotch mug.To be really hammered to the point of not wanting another drink because you will either fall or puke but having another drink anyway. When you do this you know your going to be extremely drunk but you keep drinking anyway.
John: Bro I cant have another drink I am just too hammered I can barely stand
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
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