day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

by Pretty Emily October 24, 2004

Fashionably late-anista

A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.

Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!

Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.

by Miz James October 4, 2011

two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness

star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023

Bacon Late

To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.

We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.

The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.

by RayBanRay June 28, 2010

Two-thousand and late

Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'

I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late

by boom1231 June 25, 2009

work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Seattle Late

When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.

Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*

by T8y8 February 4, 2010